You've got to check out this site!
Toto | Washlet - Flash Player Installation
Basically, the Washlet is a mod for your toilet - that comes with a remote control.
They have several sections, Washlet 101, Why it is Better and Happiness.
I won't spoil it, so you have to go check it out, but a few sound bites from the site:
"Don't we all deserve a little pampering?"
"The Washlet will even neutralize the air around the bowl."
"Hands liberated from their usual chores. Nice."
"...Washlets patented wonder wave."
"You can select from several modes... that will put you into happiness mode."
Don't think about it any more - just go look.
Note to readers: I don't own one of these and I'm not getting any kickbacks from Toto, the ads sucked me in.
Note to Toto: If I make a difference in your traffic, a freebie would be nice!